Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners.  The Lamaze class 
was in full swing.  The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe 
properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to 
their partners at this stage of pregnancy.

She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is GOOD for you.  Walking is 
especially beneficial.  It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make 
delivery that much easier."  She looked at the men in the room. "And 
gentlemen, remember you're in this together.  So it won't hurt you to go 
walking with your partner."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.  Then 
a man at the back of the room  slowly raised his hand.  Yes? asked the 
teacher.

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"I was just wondering", the man said, " is it all right if she carries a 
golf bag while we walk?" 

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