I thought you'd enjoy this.  I have known of similar instances happening
to my friends (the exposure, not forgetting the baby).  As for myself, I
have been known to nurse one of my children, and while nursing ask my
husband where this particular child is.  Brain mush. :D

A woman is walking down the street, with her blouse open.  A cop is
approaching from about a block away, thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be
going; it looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."

 As he gets closer it becomes apparent that her breast *is* hanging out.

When he gets
face to face with her he says, "Ma'am, are you aware I could cite you for

indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Well, your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and says "OMIGOD, I left the baby on the bus!"

Aloha,
Gloria Thai LLLLeader Hawai'i





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