Jay Leno does a thing every Monday night called "Headlines" where he
shows real newspaper and magazine clippings (or sometimes objects,
package labels, etc.) with some kind of funny misprint, photograph that
came out the wrong way, or something that just doesn't make sense.  The
link for that part of the show is:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/

but last night's Headlines don't seem to be up yet.

Last night he put up an advertisement of a woman using a hands-free
double breast pump and talking on the phone.  He read part of the ad that
said something about "hands free nursing" (his words) and laughed and
commented (sarcastically, to be funny) "yeah, so this way you don't even
have to go NEAR the kid, so you can do more important things like TALK ON
THE PHONE!!!"  He and his audience obviously didn't understand that the
mother was supposed to be multitasking at work.

Tasneem Jennifer Crooker
LLL Leader, Norman, OK, USA
Global Publications: Arabic
(and big fan of "Headlines" which is why I came up with a LLL Meeting
idea called "Breastfeeding Headlines" LOL)

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