Just got this from a friend of mine. The whole thing is too
long to put here, so I'm just sending the bf related ones and
a few other choice Q &As..
 Enjoy,
  Naomi Bar-Yam

>>>The Answer Man(Woman) Tackles Pregnancy:

>>>Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
>>>A. Childbirth.

>>>Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
>>>A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.

>>>Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my
>>>feet have grown.  Is there anything that gets smaller during
>>>pregnancy?
>>>A. Yes, your bladder.

>>>Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
>>>A. In your breasts.
>>>
>>>Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
>>>A. Yes, baby lips.
>>>
>>>Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
>>>A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a
>>>saucepan.
>>>
>>>Q. What are the terrible twos?
>>>A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

>>>Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
>>>A. Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her
>>>breast and puts  him to sleep first.


If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
                                           -Ed Dussault