the Hooter Helper  and the dairy fairy


> the Hooter Helper  and the dairy fairy
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Not as a lactation consultant, but as a BF mother, I am usually called
The Dairy Queen by my children, and my dh added "Drive-Thru" to the list
of services offered when I mastered feeding the twins in car-seats (No,
not at the same time: OUCH)

Next, does anyone want to offer song lyrics?
To the tune of Marianne, if you know it (Harry Belafonte, I think; my
mother-in-law met him once)
All day, all night Mama Jo-Anne
Nursing little babies as oft' as she can
All her little angels love Mama Jo-Anne
Breastfeeding babies as long as she can...
Or, to A Bicycle Built for Two, this nursing pillow ad:
Babies, babies, what shall I do with two
I'm half crazy over my love for you
I know it's not even two yet
Tonight we'll make it through yet
For you look sweet
When both of you eat
On a pillow that's made for two
Jo-Anne

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