Here's some more comebacks for those obnoxious inqueries as to "how long
are you going to do THAT?"  Not all are mine, but a collection from over
the years.

*Oh, I figure sometime before s/he goes to college.  (Drops 'em dead in
their tracks)
*Until someone comes up with a cure for breast cancer, osteoporosis, and
endometrial cancer.
*Until someone comes up with another free source of perfect nutrition.
*Until you stop staring at women's breasts.
*Until all men stop staring at women's breasts.
*Until s/he wins the Nobel Peace Prize.
*Until someone comes up with a way to burn 300+ additional calories a day
while peacefully laying down and not moving a muscle.
And remember to smile 'cause that always throws them off.


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