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Subject:
LACTNUTS ON THE BEACH Pt. 2
From:
Carol Brussel <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 18 Jun 1998 11:50:47 EDT
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i humbly apologize to anyone who is not happy about their name being on this
list, and i humbly apologize to anyone who is not happy that their name is NOT
on this list - yet.

HOW TO RECOGNIZE LACTNUTS AT BOCA

6. Lactnuts will be observed on the beach identifying brand and model of pumps
based on whooshing sounds heard in sea shells.

7. Lactnuts staying in beachfront rooms will be unable to sleep, complaining
that the ocean "sounds like a malfunctioning M****a Classic."

8. Lactnuts can be identified by use of gentian violet for finger and toe nail
polish.

9. Lactnuts won't be at sessions, but at local coffee bars that feature
Internet access.

10. Lactnuts will be those people trying to sell cookbook entitled, "1001
Recipes for Human Milk."

carol b.

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