This small blurb appeared in today's L.A. Time in the Only in LA colum by
Steve Harvey:
     "Urban legend or not, a bulletin board item has been making the rounds
locally, says David Mikkelson of the San Fernando Valley Folklore Society.
Supposedly written by a woman who had just returned to work from maternity
leave, it says: 'Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that
was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find
it forever difficult to meet your gaze over a cafeteria table.... Just be
aware that the milk was expressly for my son, if you get my drift. I will
label these things from now on, butif you found your coffee tasted just a
little bit special, you might think of calling your mom and telling her you
love her. '"

Debbie Rabin, OTR, CLC
Los Angeles, CA