Warning:
if you did not spend your teenage or young adult years watching Gilda Radner
on "Saturday Night Live" - you may not want to read the following post.

Roseanne Rosesannadanna from Fort Lee New Jersey, avid reader of various
media including Lactnet, posting about her dismay and objection to the recent
strongly worded Lactnet messages about dashing doctors:

"ok, so what is all this Griping and Complaining, Complaining and
Griping,..... about DASHING Doctors!?! ..........dashing doctors are a good
thing! ..........so much better than the messy kind. ........you know, the
kind who have that little bit of lunch left over on their prickly little chin
and some kind of tiny little disgusting foreign object stuck to their big ole
bushy mustash - Yuk!.......why would we want THOSE kind around?.......we
should all be *ALL FOR* dashing doctors!......dashing doctors are, you know,
......well, .....tall, .....dark, .....and handsome, with that square jaw and
those square fingers, niiice full lips, and when they grin you see those cute
little dimples, shoes all polished up niiiice and shiiiiny, with that
starched white doctor coat, unbuttoned and opened just enough so you can see
a nice tight little tummy under that crispy white shirt - and dashing doctors
are so se............"

list mother then interupted to say: " Roseanne!, dear!, the messages on
Lactnet were about BASHING doctors, *not* DASHING doctors, see, some people
were complaining about BASHING doctors."

Roseanne: " oh, ......................never mind"

Debbie

Deborah Tobin
RN BSN IBCLC LCCE
Springfield, Virginia USA
In the suburbs outside the Washington DC beltway

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