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Just got this from a friend of mine. The whole thing is too
long to put here, so I'm just sending the bf related ones and
a few other choice Q &As..
Enjoy,
Naomi Bar-Yam
>>>The Answer Man(Woman) Tackles Pregnancy:
>>>Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
>>>A. Childbirth.
>>>Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
>>>A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>>>Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my
>>>feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during
>>>pregnancy?
>>>A. Yes, your bladder.
>>>Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
>>>A. In your breasts.
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>>>Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
>>>A. Yes, baby lips.
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>>>Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
>>>A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a
>>>saucepan.
>>>
>>>Q. What are the terrible twos?
>>>A. Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.
>>>Q. Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
>>>A. Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her
>>>breast and puts him to sleep first.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
-Ed Dussault
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