Pam wrote

"1.  (When family fears that baby is still hungry)--Tell your family that
the doctor says that she needs to feed at least 24 times per day.
2.  (On jaundice)  Tell everyone that your doctor says the more yellow she
becomes, the smarter she will be.
3.  (On sleepy babies that are "slow" to begin feeding)-- She has only been
breathing air for a few hours and you already expect her to be efficient at
eating??"

Do these doc mind being plagiarized?

-Rob