the denver post has an important article today covering the amazing discovery
of dr. lynne fenton (physiatrist) who has discovered that acupuncture can
ENLARGE the BREAST! it requires ten sessions at $900 and then monthly
maintenance sessions at $75 per month. this is so important that there is even
an acronym for it; ABE (acupuncture breast enlargement). now you know that
makes it sound much more technical to have an acronym for the procedure.

the article is fairly straightforward although in what i hope is a subtle hint
of irony, there is a small box with short descriptions of other bust enlarging
products from various time periods. here are the closing quotes from dr.
fenton: she knows some people, including fellow doctors, "will say this is
silly. but i'm glad to have this procedure to offer to women who like this
idea (enlargement) but wouldn't want to ahve (implant) surgery. It's such a
big self-esteem issue for a lot of women."

well, if her "fellow doctors" say it is silly, what about her "gal doctors"?

carol b., feeling a bit silly as well after reading this. just think how much
better this is than surgery; one big upfront cost, and then $75 per month for
- well, however long it is "an issue."