My borther just sent this to me. Apparently, it is making the
rounds on the net. Thought some of you might get a chuckle out of it.

> >A question had appeared in an examination which read,  "Give
> >four uses of breast milk?"  A student began to answer the
> >question.
> >
> >1. No need to boil.
> >2. Cats can't steal them.
> >3. Available whenever necessary.
> >But the fourth point eluded him.  When there were barely a
> >couple of minutes for the exam to close the much required
> >fourth point flashed to his mind. So he completed the answer by
> >writing
> >4. Available in attractive containers.