In a message dated 96-11-12 15:46:17 EST, you write:

>
>  Get ready for out next big project- cyberbaby birth of Jay Simpson's in a
>  few months- countdown begins after Christmas. I am, however, thinking of
>  arranging a charter flight to Sacramento so at least 50 of us can be in
her
>  living room coaching her during the birth. I have begged Jay to put the
>  computer nearby so she can relay info to us during the contractions.
>
>  EVI
>


Hi All!
Great laugh this morning!!  Thanks Evi!  Hey, If you all want to be here for
my home birth, what the heck!  We can make it a real party!  Now my house
isn't all that big so you may have to take turns rubbing my feet and
shoulders with standing out in the garage (I'll make sure it is clean for
you!)!   Actually, my dining room is a bit bigger than my living room, so I
may sit tight by the 'puter (which is in my dining room) and send hourly
reports!  "3rd hour of labor, everything fine.  Contractions every 3 minutes,
70% effaced, 8 cm dilated.  Water hasn't broken yet.....Wait, hold
that...While David goes to get a mop....."

Anyway, countdown after Christmas...Any ideas on names??  We have Elaine and
Jay as middle names for a girl and a boy respctively.

Take care All!

Jay
WHo is 7 mo and people keep telling me I only look 5!  Well, I guess that is
fine, 'cause I can sure walk a lot easier than I could when pregnant with my
last! (At 7 mo people kept asking me if I was 9 mo!  I was huge!)