An anecdote I heard a long time ago:
Waitress to co-worker - Do you see what that woman in booth 2 is doing?!
Co-worker: What is she doing?
Waitress: Breastfeeding!!
Co-worker: So? What's wrong with that?
Waitress (highly offended): Well, don't you think she should do that in
the restroom?
Co-worker (looking around the restaurant): I don't see anybody else
eating lunch in the restroom!
Katharine, swamped with finals in Sou. Cal.