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"Linda J. Smith, BSE, FACCE, IBCLC" <[log in to unmask]>
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Wed, 14 Feb 1996 22:53:24 -0500
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Jan, you've started me thinking (watch out).  Other advantages of ABM:

1. You can get pregnant sooner, thus bringing more business to the local OB
practice. And since your risk of hemorrhaging is greater, it's good to have a
close relationship with this team. Maybe you could arrange for in-house IV
service next time.

2. R..... Labs stock will rise. Buy some right away. And other ABM companies'
too.

3. Also buy stock in the companies who make drugs for ear infections, insulin
syringes, eyeglasses, orthodontic equipment, asthma inhalers, and skin
lotions.  Maybe you'll make enough profits on the stocks to make up for the
bills for a sicker baby. Besides, you can play the market while being at home
with a sick kid if you get a good broker.

Better stop before someone takes me seriously.

Linda Smith, wondering when the CEOs of the Fortune 500 will put real money
into their greatest resource - the brains of our children - through
supporting breastfeeding.
Dayton, OH - private practice.

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