This isn't about lactnet, and I can't claim authorship, but it's always been
one of my favorites:

There once was a lady from Nizes,
  Who had breasts of two different sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at all,
  And the other was large and won prizes.


Re insurance reimbursement for pumps for the baby who was going to die (so
sad :(  ) -- I had great success in a huge dispute against an insurance
company in Indiana by calling the office of the State Commissioner of
Insurance.  Probably not all states have such an office, but many do.  They
will get all the relevant information and then go after the recalictrant
company for you -- and in our case they went after the parent company of our
company, and we finally got results.
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