There once was a lacnetter a'yawning
Who read digests till day was a'dawning
Her eyeballs were square,
She was tired of that chair,
She may wish she had slept until "mawning"! (groan...)

(I can't even blame that one on late night 'netting--it is only 9:30pm....)

There once was a lactating bovine
Who wished to be lactnetting online.
She said, "holy cow
Just look at me now--
This surfing the net is oh so-fine!"

10:00 and it is going downhill.....

:-)

Melissa Vickers, IBCLC
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