Dear Roberta:

I don't know if you have Mt. Dew in Mexico, but it has more caffeine than the
colas. (Thought it might be OK to name the name since I am not overtly
criticizing and it is not an agricultural product).

I tell patients to read the label.  Now, just so you all know how anal
retentive we are here in Ohio.  I had the "pleasure" of working on the
patient floor last week 1 day (in oncology) and discovered that in my
hospital when a caffeine-free diet is ordered, we do not allow decaf coffee
because it has 3% (or some such low number) caffeine still in it.

Queen Caffeine Police