For only $199.95 this machine will rock, bounce and jiggle your fussy baby into thinking it's being held by a human being.
All you need is the breastmilk substitute to enjoy complete parenting freedom!
http://www.hammacher.com/Product/79500?promo=Toys-Games&catid=54
sarcastic as always,
Sheila Stubbs
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