Dear Court Milk Maid:

Oh silly me.... Somehow I was of the impression that grasshoppers did their
singing with their legs.  I forgot that, even if they do, they probably would
be wrapped around my BRA, stuck in the lace...Aghhhh.

I can hardly wait to join the Lactnet choir.  We must come up with a fitting
name.   Roberta--you sound like my kind of person--just think the excitement
starts in less than a week.

Queen Ice Flower (mother of Glacier--the nickname we gave our son as a
comment on the speed with which he goes about his daily business)