I have none over my desk, but my fridge is completely covered with magnets,
several too rude or too political to print here.  From the less offensive
collection (I hope):
"A clean house is a sign of a wasted life."
"I was put on this planet to embarrass my teenagers in front of their
friends." (esp. pertinent if they have visitors and you have to explain hand
expression or reverse pressure softening over the phone)
"Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done."
"Life is too short for bad wine."
"I haven't had my coffee yet - DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU"

Rachel Myr
Kristiansand, Norway

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