As I have posted before, rant to passersby, and mumble
in my sleep:

Breastfeeding is the ultimate feminist issue.

Breastfeeding empowers women.  I believe (and have
said this here before) this is why it frightens
people.

As Linda remarked earlier today, “Think how dangerous
I’d be now if I had an extra 5-10 IQ points to work
with!”  Linda is the danger we all know and love
because she has put her own child to her breast.
Imagine if she had nursed as a child AND THEN
experienced her own nursing children.  My, my, how we
would all enjoy the deliciously dangerous Linda she
was meant to be!

Imagine the glorious danger our children present to
the future!

My cow-fed husband and I are sick (again).  This
morning my daughter commented to my husband, “Dad, I
nursed for 9 years so I have a great immune system.
That’s why you’re sick and I’m not!”  Then she
cartwheeled across the living room.  My husband
laughed so hard he choked.

Can’t wait til she’s 35.  My personal gift to the
world, joining yours.  Look out!


Another sniffling & snuffling cow-fed danger to the
community,

Susan Johnson  MFA, IBCLC




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