So skip this if you want. My husband brought this home tonight, and since we
occasionally need a streak of humor, I thought this might perk someone
up....These are the four I really laughed at:
From Patient Charts:
Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accomodation.
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
And this last one -- just for us older moms:
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
Jan B -- chuckling in Wheaton
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