In the Sept. issue of Reader's Digest, there is an ad for Lipton soups. The
right page has the recipe for roasted chicken au jus (using Lipton Recipe
Secrets), results guaranteed. The left page is a recipe for "Daughter":

1        year of breastfeeding
3        parenting books
5 1/2  bedtime stories
17     educational toys
4       reliable babysitters
2       important talks
5       sleepover birthday parties
18     years of education
377    rides home

Mix ingredients. Let stand 18 to 21 years, opening bedroom door occasionally.
Release. Hold breath.    Results may vary.
The picture is priceless: a very neat, conservatively dressed young lady with
a lovely smile leaning affectionately against a "Biker" who is heavy-set,
long-haired, full-bearded, tatooed, dressed in torn jeans, sleeveless black
t-shirt, leather gloves & boots. They don't look like they belong together!
but--cute ad!

Laura Hart
Winter Park, Florida

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