Oh please.
 
Let's not pretend: that was an off-color joke.
 
Or you are ignorant of cows and the location of their udders.
 
But lets not pretend it was anything other than what it was.  Fingers
and toes? PrePOSterous.
 
If you want to discuss whether or not such a post belongs here, you *at
least* should argue from a base of fact.