Apologies for the missing feature article on the University at Albany home page. The article was featured for the week that I attended EAS and was changed yesterday afternoon soon after I announced it to the list. My 15 minutes were up and I only enjoyed a minute. However, it can be found in the UA archives at: http://www.albany.edu/feature98/aaron/ Advance acknowledgements of some misinformation attributed to me (in quotes no less), especially the maxillary(?) gland. It's a case of what I said vs what they wrote. Aaron Morris - thinking fame is fleeting but nice while it lasts!