For reasons irrelevant to my question, Deryk Barker mentioned a singer named Allan Jones. I remember, and would prefer not to, a song called Donkey Serenade which was popular around, oh, the Jurassic period. My memory also contains the knowledge, God alone knows why, that this was sung by Allan Jones. My questions of Deryk are: 1. Is this the same Allan Jones? 2. Does he remember Donkey Serenade? Richard Pennycuick [log in to unmask]