In a little European village, the village drunk and his dog go
to the tavern. The man, having exhausted his credit with the
bartender, tries one more time.
"If you give me a drink, my dog will talk to you."
The bartender reluctantly agrees. He points upward and says:
"What is this?"
Prodded for another question, the bartender points down -- "What
The man is about to be thrown out, but he says to the bartender
to ask a smarter question, so the bartender goes:
"Who wrote the greatest scenic cantata of the 20th century?"
They are thrown out. As they walk down the street, the dog looks
up to the man and says: "Maybe I should've said Stravinsky..."
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