In a message dated 10/27/00 9:26:46 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
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>  > In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts.
>  > After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
>  > "How's things, Eve?" He asked.
>  > "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
>  > are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
>  > just have this one problem. It's these three breasts you've
>  > given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am
>  > constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches,
>  > snagging them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.
>  > "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this,
>  > you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just figured you'd need
>  > half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"
>  > So, God reaches down and rips the middle breast right off,
>  > tossing it into the bushes.
>  > Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
>  > "Well,Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she
>  > replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the
>  > animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all
>  > the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
>  > God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right. How could I have
>  > overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create "man"
>  > from a part of you !!
>  > Now, let's see ... where did I leave that useless boob?"
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>  >