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From: Leslie Ward [mailto:[log in to unmask]]
Sent: Thursday, January 28, 1999 7:26 PM
Subject: A Joke


Received this from a friend who knows what I do.

The Real Creation Story
    ". . . and God created Woman, giving her three breasts to succor her
young
    And God spoke, saying to her, 'I have created thee as I see fit, but
mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe(sigh). Is there
anything about thee that thou would prefer  differently?'
     And Woman spoke, saying, 'Lord, I am not made to birth whole
litters; I do not need but two breasts.'
    And God said, 'Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with
wisdom.'
    There was a crack of lightning and a lingering of odor of ozone, and
it was done, and Woman stood holding her third breast in her hand.
    'Now just what am I going to do with this useless boob?' Woman
exclaimed.
    And so it was, that God created Man."

Leslie Ward
Vine Grove, KY
"Do not only point out the way, but lead the way." Sioux proverb