Thought this could be useful  to Lactnetters to shorten future postings!!  THis came from my brother, so I am not totally responsible!!

Subject: Keepng abreast of keyboard symbols


For everyone tired of the standard keyboard symbols that show expressions (like :)  or :( ) I have had the following come to my attention.  I hope that no one is offended by this.  If you are, let me know.  
 
BREASTS - Finally something besides smiley faces
 
( o )( o )    Perfect breasts
 
( + ) ( + )    Fake silicone breasts
 
( * )( * )    Breasts with high nipples
 
( @ )( @ )    Large nippled breasts
 
oo    'A' cups
 
{ O } { O }    'D' Cups
 
( oYo )    Wonder Bra breasts
 
( ^ ) ( ^ )     Cold breasts
 
( o ) ( O )    Lopsided breasts
 
(Q)(O)    Pierced breast
 
( p )( p )    Breasts with hanging tassels
 
\o/\o/    Very old breasts
 
( - )( - )    Breasts against the shower door
 
( $ ) ( $ )     Jenny McCarthy's breasts
 

Ellen Shein, IBCLC, Tel Aviv 

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