Here's a joke that came across my desktop: with so many professions listed,
would someone like to take a stab at finishing it with our profession?

<<<<Date: 17 Oct 95 16:48:00
From:"[log in to unmask]" <[log in to unmask]>
Subject: YUCKS: Do writers get disspelled?

<<<<If lawyers are disbarred and clergy defrocked, doesn't it follow that:

Electricians can be delighted,
Musicians denoted,
Cowboys deranged,
Models deposed,
Tree surgeons debarked,
Dry cleaners depressed,
Hookers delayed,
Clothmakers defrayed,
Calendar makers dismayed,
Children displayed,
Dusters demoted,
Politicians devoted,
Winos divined,
Meteorologists disgusted,
Bankers distrusted,
Judges defined,
French Foreign Legionaires digested,
Traffic cops decongested,
Teachers detested,
and Tailors divested?>>>>>
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