WHY GOD DOES NOT HAVE A PhD
 
1. HE HAD ONLY ONE MAJOR PUBLICATION.
2. IT WAS IN HEBREW.
3. IT HAD NO REFERENCES.
4. IT WASN'T PUBLISHED IN A REFEREED JOURNAL.
5. SOME EVEN DOUBT HE WROTE IT BY HIMSELF.
6. IT MAY BE TRUE THAT HE CREATED THE WORLD, BUT WHAT HAS HE DONE SINCE THEN?
7. HIS COOPERATIVE EFFORTS HAVE BEEN QUITE LIMITED.
8. THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY HAS HAD A HARD TIME REPLICATING HIS RESULTS.
9. HE NEVER APPLIED TO THE ETHICS BOARD TO USE HUMAN SUBJECTS.
10. WHEN ONE EXPERIMENT WENT AWRY, HE TRIED TO COVER IT UP BY DROWNING
HIS SUBJECTS.
11. WHEN SUBJECTS DIDN'T BEHAVE AS PREDICTED, HE DELETED THEM FROM THE
SAMPLE.
12. HE RARLEY CAME TO CLASS, JUST TOLD STUDENTS TO READ THE BOOK.
13. SOME SAY HE HAD HIS SON TEACH THE CLASS.
14. HE EXPELLED HIS FIRST TWO SONS FOR LEARNING.
15. ALTHOUGH THERE WERE ONLY 10 REQUIREMENTS, MOST OF HIS STUDENTS FIALED
HIS TEST.
16. HIS OFFICE HOURS WERE INFREQUENT AND USUALLY HELD ON A MOUNTAINTOP.