Geoffrey Gaskell posts a formula for writing a post-modern minimalist
piece.

Which was great!  except that there must certainly be a similar procedure
for choosing a suitable post-modernist minimalist -title- for the piece.
(Wacky titles seem to be a mainstay of 20th century CM.  We have a running
list from Schwann compiled that I'd love to publish sometime, if anyone's
interested.)

Mr. Gaskell, or anyone, have a suitable method for choosing a
post-modernist and/or minimalist title?  (I'm sure "Felders Never-Fail
Sponge Cake" will do nicely...)

Bob K.