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Bernard Chasan <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 13 Feb 2003 15:08:57 -0500
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Janos writes:

>The work left me in a tizzy. It is among the most "different" pieces
>of music I know, and I'm not really certain if it's a great work or
>a miscalculation.

In the new science of quantum musicology we finally have a framework for
dealing with such questions. This piece is simply in a superposition state,

  cello symphony = a(masterpiece) + b(miscalculation)

So all we need to do is figure out a and b!!!!

Bernard Chasan
founder and fellow of The Quantum Musicology Society

 [Professor Emeritus Chasan forgot to include factors for the cosmological
 music constant and the masterpiece uncertainty principle.  -Dave]

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