Donald Satz wrote:

>Although the above is just my brand of humor, I really would prefer to do
>the concert soon after work ends, then eat a fine meal later with my wife
>or other selected adult female at an intimate restaurant.

Thing is, in Spain the workday is different, you work 10-2, take 3 hours
for lunch, back to work 5-8, out to a greasy take-out tapa bar then
snuggled with your female at the concert at 9:30.  Restaurants tend
to stay open till about 2.

Dave Runnion, hanging onto on-topic by the merest thread.