>From my local paper:

   "A British adventurer has told of his remarkable journey to the heart
   of the South American rainforest to deliver a grand piano to Indian
   tribesmen.

   Colonel John Bashford-Snell braved snake-infested waters and dangerous
   rapids as he transported the baby grand on a raft into a remote area
   of Guyana, where a music-loving tribe of just 190 people inhabit an
   area the size of Wales.

   And he revealed that the first tune the hunter-gatherers played when
   they received their amazing gift was God Save the Queen."

If they've got a reliable ISP, this could generate a thread that would
run and run...

Richard Pennycuick
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