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Scott Morrison <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 13 Feb 2003 15:56:18 -0600
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Janos writes:

>>The work left me in a tizzy. It is among the most "different" pieces
>>of music I know, and I'm not really certain if it's a great work or
>>a miscalculation.

Bernard Chasan, on wry:

>In the new science of quantum musicology we finally have a framework for
>dealing with such questions. This piece is simply in a superposition state,
>
>cello symphony = a (masterpiece) + b(miscalculation)
>
>So all we need to do is figure out a and b!!!!
>
>Bernard Chasan
>founder and fellow of The Quantum Musicology Society

Footnote by our fearless leader:

>[Professor Emeritus Chasan forgot to include factors for the cosmological
>music constant and the masterpiece uncertainty principle.  -Dave]

There's a paper in this, guys!  We at the Journal of Quantum Musicology
await your submission.

Scott Morrison, editor

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