A person said, partly in jest,
"We need news on the 'net 'bout the breast!"
     All agreed that this forum
     Would likely not bore 'em.
And now Lactnet deprives us of rest.

While staring at news of lactation,
One sees lines of clear explanation
    Why the ABM ads
    Don't list all the "bads" --
A truly sad fact in this nation.

A person addicted to Lactnet,
When becoming aware of her mindset,
     "From this info on screen
      I surely must wean,"
She said -- though she hasn't quit yet.
(All the male lactnetters can substitute he and his where appropriate)


Beth Hilleke  2425 Spring Garden St.  Charleston, SC 29414-5535
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