There is worse- much worse.  A sequel is planned concerning the love
triangle between Wofgang Mozart jr., Salieri's composer son, Bif, and
Buxtehude's comely and talented great* grandaughter, Mavis.  Mavis has
written a libretto on the Mozart-Salieri legend.

The two young composer's vie not only for Mavis' hand, but also for the
chance to set the libretto to music.  They agree that winner takes all.
Carriage chases, a duel or two, lot's of skin, definite R/X rating.

* I may need another great or two in there.

Professor Bernard Chasan
Physics Department, Boston University