All right already, I'll try my hand at this. Peer pressure, you know... There once was a granny named Zealot From the roof "Nursing's Great" she did yell it. ODH said "Pipe down!" Deep in guilt they did drown, While Granny Z from Lactnet will still tell it. (*ODH is the state health department. Long story...) There was a fine doctor named Chet Said "Hersheys will fix all - you bet!" Carrie took his advice Found the candy bowl twice "Chocolate nipples" she said while she 'et! Linda Smith, a.k.a. Granny Zealot still shouting in Ohio