Just had to put this on. My apologies ahead of time to anyone who works as
an HMO administrator.

3 people die. A nun, a doctor, and an HMO administrator..high level. They
all stand at the perly gates waiting to get in..St. Peter
says..ok...Doc...what did you do to deserve to get in here..The MD
says.."Well, in my spare time I donated my services to a clinic for the
underprivileged, and I  saw a lot of people for free who were out of
money..etc."  St Peter nods, and says "OK go on in."  Then he says the same
thing to the nun,and she answers.." Well, I deserve to get in because I
lived a life of povery , and gave my life to the church, etc...". St Peter
nods, and says "OK. go on in. You deserve to get into heaven."  He says to
the HMO exec.."What did you do to deserve to get into heaven?'  and the exec
says..."Well, I did my best to revolutionize health care, to make it
affordable for everyone, and to keep costs reasonable..". St Peters thinks,
scratches his head a minute, and says. "Well, I can see what you mean. You
can come in, but you can only stay 2 days."

End of joke. : )
Kathleen B. Bruce, BSN, IBCLC, LLLeader, co-owner Lactnet, LLLOL, Corgi-L
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