This is a little offtopic for some of the lists to which i'm sending,
but only a little.  It's hysterically funny and from this blog:
http://www.hunnybeez.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=87463.0

Went to Abigail's school Christmas concert (no "proper" Nativity this
year   ). Each class did a little something followed by a song or 2.
Anyway, Ab's class did a Nativity scene, with Ab as Mary (  How proud
was I?). A few mins into their bit Ab promptly lifted her dress &
shoved baby Jesus up it. The script then wandered away from what
they'd learnt & goes as follows....

Joseph: "What are you doing?"
Mary: "I'm feeding our baby"
Shepherd: "Have you got a bottle up there then?"
Mary: "Don't be silly he's having milk from my booby"
Joseph: "That's disgusting"
Mary: "No, that baby milk they have in Tescos is disgusting. My baby's
having proper milk"
Shepherd: "What's a booby?"
Mary: "Those sticky out bits ladies have"
Shepherd: "They're not boobies, they're nipples"
Mary: "No they're not, they're boobies"
Joseph: "So why can't Jesus have milk from a bottle then?"
Mary: "Because I haven't got a breast pump with me - you forgot to put
it on the donkey"
Shepherd: "Can't you ask the teacher for a bottle to feed Jesus with?"
Mary: "No because this is the best way to feed Jesus. Anyway bottles
haven't been invented yet & even if they were I've just had a baby so
if you think I'm faffing about round Tescos to buy baby milk when I
make proper milk in my boobies you can think again"

I felt a teeny bit sorry for their class teacher - she did try her
best to steer them back towards their proper lines but she was
laughing so much she didn't really stand a chance. The line about
Joseph forgetting the breast pump finished her off - she slid to the
floor & couldn't get up for laughing....>>>

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