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Subject:
The BMS blues (humorous commentary)
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Arly Helm <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 23 Jun 1997 11:30:11 -0600
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I was writing the term, "artificial baby milk," today and was pondering
whether to call it "baby milk substitute," when it occurred to me that the
acronym for the second term is "BMS."  Well, that sounds a lot like PMS,
and I started thinking of applications for "the BMS blues."

When a baby is inappropriately given this substance, what does the LC get?
What does the baby get?  What does the mom get?

You get the idea.  :-)

Arly

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