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"Hofman, Lynelle" <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 19 Feb 1998 09:11:43 -0800
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Just a little breastfeeding funny, sometimes we take ourselves so
seriously on this matter we overlook the lighter side :)

Lynelle Hofman

>
>>  A med student had really crammed for his exams, so he wasn't in the
>>    least fazed by the question: "Name the three advantages of breast
>>    milk." Quickly he wrote:
>>
>>    1.  It contains the optimum balance of nutrients for the newborn child.
>>
>>    2.  As it is contained within the mother's body, it is protected from
>germs
>>        and helps develop the child's immune system.
>>
>>  Then he was stumped. He racked his brain until he'd broken into a sweat
>>    and became aware of the time he was spending on this one question, he
>>    finally scribbled:
>>
>>    3.  It comes in such nice containers.
>>
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