I am sending this knowing that not all of you will find it as amusing as I
did, but for those of you who do...smile.
Linda Beckler, RN, BSN, IBCLC
Mandan, ND
"Be resolutely and faithfully what you are;
 be humbly what you aspire to be."  Thoreau
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> A man stops by a diner at noon, the  busiest time of day, sits down at
> the
> counter, and asks for a cup of  coffee.  The waitress, who is very busy,
> gives him his coffee and rushes  off to help the numerous customers
> having
> lunch at the diner.    The man, who uses both creamer and sugar  in his
> coffee, notices that the sugar container is empty, and there are no
> little
> packets of creamer in the rack that holds those.  As the waitress  rushes
> by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar for his  coffee.  The
> waitress, busier than she can ever  remember being before, rushes to the
> back to pick up more orders.  As she  passes the cabinet where the extra
> sugar and cream are kept, she sets a plate  down and puts sugar cubes and
> creamer packets in her bosom because both her  hands are full.    After
> she
> has served the two plates she  was holding, she returns to the man and
> askes him, "How many sugar cubes  did you want in your coffee?"  The man
> says, "Two."   She reaches into her bra pulls out two sugar cubes, and
> drops them into his  cup.  "And cream," She says.  The man looks her
> directly in  the eye and says, "You wouldn't dare."
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