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"<Martha Brower> (mgb)" <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 23 Oct 1995 21:52:32 -0400
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Rachael:

You forgot the sport drinks. How about a new formula: "Pukestop" the new
nutritional beverage made to stop hyperemesis and morning sickness.  Also
contains E. Vanillus bacteria so your excretions smell like vanilla (which
leads to greater calming in babies when they receive their vanilla soother
after delivery).  Then they will come up with "Milkmor" the nutritional
beverage for breastfeeding mothers guaranteed to increase milk supply.  Comes
with disposable N-G tube for the mother who is just too tired to swallow.

Sorry, I got carried away....  Martha

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