Hello,

Can I add one more snappy come-back?  This, actually is an
oldie-but-a-goodie from the Lactnet archives, courtesy of Cathy Lisles...

Since the day this was posted back in 1995,  I have yet to laugh as loud at
anything on Lactnet-- and there's been some funny stuff here.

Here it is:
"I got a call from an old friend today, she was looking for a recipe and
told me a great story. She has been breastfeeding for many years and is not
particularly discreet and not easily intimidated, but she was eating in a
nice restaurant and nursing her 20 month old and her young waiter advised
that she was not allowed to nurse in the restaurant to which she replied,
"Oh honey, he's not nursing, he's just licking my nipple while he falls
asleep." The young man was flabbergasted and did not return to their table
for the rest of the evening. They had a nice meal while the baby slept
peacefully :)

Cathy, thanks again for the great story!
Sue Jacoby, IBCLC
Fresno, CA

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