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Just thought we could use a little laugh.


        > Subject:      Final Exam
        >
        > A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom,
        > staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question
directed:
        > "Give four advantages of breast milk."
        > What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into
his
        > head, hoping for the best:
        > 1.    No need to boil.
        > 2.    Never goes sour.
        > 3.    Available whenever necessary.
        >
        >       So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth
answer.
        > Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He
scowled, then
        > sighed again.  Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and
        > triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:
        > 4.    Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
        >
*       He received an A.

Janet, RNC

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